These are joke articles that are not serious, but they are made satirically.
This whole Jack Teixeira documents situation has a lot of weird information around it. The press entirely jumped on someone who was basically a kid. What’s more, in seemingly none of the articles do they actually show the Jack Teixeira documents for download. A lot of critical thinkers, especially ones who understand computers, have been…
Being born and raised in Louisiana, and then moving to Boston as an adult, I’ve seen the best, and worst of both worlds. I’ve learned that the freezing cold is nowhere near as bad as the scorching heat. Many times, people ask me if I root for the Patriots or the Saints. Unsurprisingly, I’m loyal…
This is an article about bricks. Bricks are normally brownish red (earthware) but can take a variety of colors, everything from white (stoneware) to even rare and valuable bricks. One such valuable brick is the supreme brick (shown below). The men’s fashion brand Supreme, believe it or not, sells a brick with its logo. Bricks…
NOTE: As always, this article is a joke. These are not necessarily the opinions of Info Toast or its authors. I took a 40-day break from Discord for lent recently, and it was a much-needed social media cleanse. In this article, I shall tell you, yes, you. How you can get off of discord and…
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My Favorite Computer Jokes This is somewhat of an odd article. I haven’t been doing much which is worth talking about recently, so I decided to lay back and do a funny article. I haven’t done one of those in a while, but there is a whole category of articles. So here are some of…
Best Ways to Get Nerds in an Argument People don’t think that nerds are usually the fighting type. However, there are some things that nerds get very angry about other nerds about. These are three of those ways that I have been thinking about. 1) Bigger Processor Caches vs. Smaller, Smarter Processor Caches This is…
The Interrobang (‽) While I was on Wikipedia today, admiring my favorite Unicode character, the section symbol (§), I noticed that it was part of a series of articles on Unicode punctuation marks. While looking through the characters, I noticed this: ‽. I was immediately struck to my knees in its utter beauty and usefulness….
Why You Need a Long Cable It is no secret that wired is better than wireless. Wired is faster, wired is more secure, and wired doesn’t fluctuate. In this commentary, I will discuss why you should get yourself a long ethernet cable instead of worrying about WiFi. You Don’t Have to Worry About The WiFi Password…
Why Your Computer is Better than Your Girlfriend So, back in the day, it was impossible to have both a computer and a girlfriend. This was before the computer was ubiquitous, and it was before nerdy was considered cool like it is today. Luckily, we live in the day now where just about everybody has…
